Friday, March 17, 2017

Welcome to the Fam!

Okay. Imma lay out some facts for you here and now. The reason why I'm starting this blog is because


1. I can't just keep brutally honest thoughts to myself

I have just moved back to my hometown after college and not everyone in this town appreciates the truth. I intend to share my brutally honest thoughts with people who appreciate it. If you're not the kind who appreciates hard truth, just fucking get out now... PS. I cuss a lot

2. But I also want to hear your brutally honest opinions

I appreciate you not agreeing with me, just as long as we have a healthy, fact-grounded debate. The comments section is soooo welcome. I need more honest ppl in my lyf.

3. I intend to compile my brutally honest brain farts

If you find something wrong with my brain farts (like if dey dont follow some laws of physics or some shit), the comments section is soooo welcome. 

4. I also want to make a brutally honest makeup review blog.

When I shop online for makeup and skincare its really hard to come across honest blogs and shit. Some people don't have friends who can try out stuff for them, ya know. And i noticed the makeup/beauty community is full of sugarcoating like plzzz. Not all of them though (Ryan Raroar u mah man, also Edward Avila if u readin dis HIIIIII). People actually NEED honest makeup and skincare reviews. Plz. Also i want free stuff. Its like a life goal link hereee: http://brutallyhonestmakeupreviews.blogspot.com

5. I wanna make a difference, ya know.

I wanna be remembered. Not just as this friendly person with a sick sense of humor, but as someone who made people say "wow I like dis blog. so honest. wonderful. i shall remember dis blogger". My confidence needs a little push push, ya know.

So yeah. If you not like dis, no one's forcing you to read. Mmkay? But if you do, imma promise to post often